It’s not easy being the step-father of an 18-year-old college girl. Fortunately for me, I’m not the one paying her tuition, her real step-father takes care of that. It seems that her stepdaughter was giving a boy a hand job and was busted in the janitor’s closet during class! The Dean was threatening to expel her for her action, and so far I was the only parental unit to know what was going on. I hadn’t told her stepmother that I picked her up yet, but was planning on breaking it to her when she got home from her job.