I’m not quite sure how to approach this subject so I’m just going to come out and say what I need from you. First, you can’t say anything about meeting with me today and second, don’t be offended by what I am about to do. You see, if you’re going to be my step-son in law I have to know for sure that you are capable of giving my step-daughter superb sperm so that I can have beautiful grandbabes.