It’s time you knew the reason why your step-father and I have been fighting so much. Have a look at this shirt of his. See that hot pink lipstick on his collar? I’ve never worn hot pink lipstick. He admitted last night to having an affair with that slut secretary of his. He doesn’t even want to save our marriage? He would rather be with her he says than live here with us. That’s right, us. He is leaving the house to me with the agreement I let you keep living here. You’ve always been such a great step-son I thought it only fair that you know what is happening. You’re college age and that means you are an adult and able to handle adult situations. How do you feel about assuming the responsibilities as the man of the house? I am talking of responsibilities in all ways, including taking care of me, my needs. You know what I mean? Your step-father has been slacking in paying attention to me and I am a woman with needs.